Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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