Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You can't just leave with hair like that
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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