i was born a porn star she said
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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