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wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant

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It was confusing and full of hummus

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees

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(516): View more from New York

Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked

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(301): View more from Maryland

did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15

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(417): View more from Missouri

So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.

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That's all you talk about when you are wasted.

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(520): View more from Arizona

Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

We're so high we're eating flavored lube.

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