i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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