I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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