How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
We're too hungover to prance.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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