its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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