Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Holy sore nipples Batman
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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