What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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