when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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