Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
