Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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