Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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