i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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