Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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