David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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