This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
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