You surviving the open bar?
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Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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