I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
