He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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