Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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