You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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