Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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