Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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