Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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