"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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