i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
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