So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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