their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
.......................................
My thoughts exactly.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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