the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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