my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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