even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
why is half of my head shaved?
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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