Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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