i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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