this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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