used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I look better un-naked...
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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