At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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