no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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