As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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