Dual....:-)
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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