My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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