do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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