butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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