so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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