Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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