can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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