Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
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