He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
