he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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