? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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