That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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