You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Randomize
