I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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